A conversation every Bastille fan has had way too many times:
“What’s your favorite band?”
“They’re called Bastille!”
“Oh….I don’t know them.”
“Youve probably heard them on the radio. They sing Pompeii”
“…..?”
“*internal sigh* eh eh oh eh oh”
“OHHH YEAH I LOVE THAT SONG!!”
You’ve Heard of Elf on The Shelf, but get ready for…
Dan in a Pan…
Kyle in a Pile
Will on a Grill
And last, but never the least
Chris In The Abyss





